"The Mom" song

"The Mom" song, sung to the William Tell Overture, by Anita Renfroe.

Indignation 2006 - Hossan Leong

Lyrics:
Sang Nia, Utama
Saw a lion, alamak
Name the village Singapura
then run very far

Years later, ang mor came
Stamford Raffles was his name
Posed for statues very nice
we kena colonize

Singapura very strong
Big guns all, pointing wrong
Japanese, came on bikes
invade us from our backside

War is over, ang more back
Singaporeans no respect
Commies come, make a fuss
Singapore independance!

Chorus:
I live in Singapura
It's not perfect living
But at least it's interesting
I life in Singapura
Though it's kind of crazy
We win other country

David Marshall, Lim Yew Hock
National Anthem starts to rock
Yusof Ishak the big man
guess who's PM?

Malaysia say, come join me
Two of us be same country
Then not happy
Then make PM cry

PM Lee lead country
Build jurong and HDB
Made the country clean and green
opposition cannot win

JB Jeya no more funds
Chee Soon Juan won't eat his buns
Lim How Doong, what a goon
'Don't talk cock' in parliament

Repeat Chorus

Kick out from Malaysian Cup
Michael Faya pain in the butt
S-League, Tea Dancing
Ah Bengs love Modern Talking

McDonalds Hello Kitty
Everyone drink Bubble tea
Crushing cockroach Margaret Chan
James Lye is VR Man

Reclaimation, Tuas Causeway
Malaysian water buay ho sei
Mahathir's friend Datuk Anwar
Mahathir says he's chow Ah Qua

NDP, aunties rush
Everyone it's fun to flush
Bubble gums are all banned
ask you friends buy from thailand

Repeat Chorus

Driving car, not funny
Bid on cars with COE
ERP, Road Tax
PARF wuntil I want to barf

Why our locals have to pay?
Foreign talent are okay
Causing estate upgrade
by contractors who go pok kai

IMF, must follow
Want to protest go indoor
LRT, not so fast
New Water, they laugh at us

Repeat Chorus

Baby bonus, maid levy
Singtel Shares give out for free
Jack Neo, Kit Chan
sexy pastor Ho Yeow Sun

Beckham parties with models
Has affair but no one knows
S-League, go world cup
can come true if they don't suck

Mahathir then Abdullah
Bar top dancing at the bars
Budget airlines start to pa
Stop speaking Singlish lah

Gay is okay say PM
SM Lee go be MM
PM Lee the same name
here we go all over again

Repeat Chorus

Source: Taken from YouTube video

Indignation 2006 - Ruby Pan

An interesting talk from Ruby Pan. Very funny, watch it. Talks about the different english accent. She's good. Really.

Male Restroom Etiquette

From: Zarathustra Studios

Funny comments

I wonder if UTM lecturer's receive this type of comments.

Responsible Drinking

Show : The Daily Show
Presenter : Stephen Colbert & Steve Carell